VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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