If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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