I love black thongs
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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