Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Your cock deserves a montage
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
This toilet bowl is my home.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
