i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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