Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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