she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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