she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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