Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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