It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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