Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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