is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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