i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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