kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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