Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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