Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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