i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
