Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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