it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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