can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Randomize
