Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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