i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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