But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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