Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I've blown a few things in my day
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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