Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Randomize
