So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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