When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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