I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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