found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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