You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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