I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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