you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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