do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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