So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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