I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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