you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
