who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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