Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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