I cut my penus on the lid.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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