Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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