she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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