I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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