dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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