We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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