Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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