Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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