My nipple is on Facebook.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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