bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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