i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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