Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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