think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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