Midget sex pt 2 tonight
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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