i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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