i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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