He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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