Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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